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if these comics had bad puns, they'd be... wine and cheese (2021/09/15 10:00)


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my wine-tasting tip is to pair adjectives that you wouldn't apply to an inanimate liquid with the word "yet" between them, as in "gracious yet stern" or "complex yet flirtatious" or "soulful yet bright, even mountainous"

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September 15th, 2021

– Ryan

if you can't write a book after this comic i don't know what to tell you; i've done all that ANYONE can do (2021/09/13 10:00)


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you can trust me on this because i'm a professional writer. there's no authority that makes you a professional writer and in fact many people just call themselves professionals these days simply because they feel like it, but the fact remains: i'm a professional words-type writer guy

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September 13th, 2021

– Ryan

i am the (zombie in the) night (2021/09/09 10:00)


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you know, this award actually reminds me of a funny story, also involving batman

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September 9th, 2021

– Ryan

robyn is back, baby! she never left, but her adventures between then and now just haven't been of note, she's been doing super normal stuff quietly and efficiently!! (2021/09/08 10:00)


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the old house had modern treadmills because the owner had invested into cardio at the expense of the upkeep of his home. as you can see, it all fits together so well that any objection is met before even being uttered

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September 8th, 2021

– Ryan

public speaking laffs!! (2021/09/06 10:00)


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SOMEONE is realizing HIS potential... for KILLING A CONVERSATION

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September 6th, 2021

September 6th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

listen: living in a hostile universe where TOUCHING THINGS is deadly will do that to you (2021/09/03 10:00)


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it's-a me, mario, and i'm-a not sure i'm-a pulling off-a this frog suit

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September 3rd, 2021

September 3rd, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

this comic is unRTKOable (2021/09/01 10:00)


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they say if you speak a t-rex's true name he'll appear and discuss linguistics with you

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September 1st, 2021

– Ryan

when words can't contain the emotions i'm trying to express... that's when i hum (2021/08/30 10:00)


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if you ever want to wordlessly express the idea of turtles that are both teenage, mutant, AND ninjas, then buddy, have i got an 8-note musical phrase for you

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August 30th, 2021

August 30th, 2021: Language Log wrote about yesterday's comic in this post and this followup! In it they request your "I don't know" hums and I sent in my own. This is your chance to contribute your "I don't know" hum!

– Ryan

i shall call it, "The Opera For Sensible Chuckles, Once You Recognize The Origin Of That Particular Leitmotif" (2021/08/27 10:00)


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did i sit down at a keyboard to transcribe the "i don't know" hum? well sir, i'll let this little three-note ditty here give a coy answer to THAT question

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August 27th, 2021

August 27th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

liking easy things is easy, liking hard things is hard. thank u (2021/08/25 10:00)


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"i read somewhere that interrupting your friends actually shows that you have a great relationship that --" "SAME!"

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August 25th, 2021

August 25th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan