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mr. freeze, whose full name was Another Guynamed Freeze, studied his birth certificate skeptically. (2021/01/15 10:00)


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beats me why most authors write characters that aren't more boring versions of more famous characters. sure as hell ain't my scene

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January 15th, 2021

– Ryan

later on the reverse genie says that life is pretty good, for her, (2021/01/13 10:00)


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a reverse lamp is a device that literally sucks light out of a room and if you see one do NOT go rubbin' on it!! best keep those rubs to yourself, chief!!

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January 13th, 2021

– Ryan

some days you write the comics, some days the comics write you (2021/01/11 10:00)

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January 11th, 2021: This comic began life, AND I AM AWARE OF THE IRONY, as something I posted on twitter dot com :0

– Ryan

if you must know, let's say that, uh, the piano was actually a murderiano. as you can clearly see, it was elementary (2021/01/08 10:00)


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everyone was really annoyed at Sherlock but realized that Fermat had established an iron-clad precedent. thus concluded The Case Of When Sherlock Fermated Everyone

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January 8th, 2021

– Ryan

years later, t-rex suddenly, t-rex remembers some old acquaintances, and is left muttering "aw dang it, bean dad" (2021/01/06 10:00)


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this one goes out to bean dad, who i intend to completely forget starting right... now. attention future generations reading this comic: a) thank you, and b) you're not missing anything regarding the dad of beans I SWEAR

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January 6th, 2021

– Ryan

for as long as i can remember, i have always divided my life into discrete 365.25 day chunks (2021/01/04 10:00)


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"new year new me" for a regular year, "new year same me" for a hard year, "old year same me" for a time-loop groundhog day scenario, and "old year new me" for the final loop of a time-loop groundhog day scenario in which i have finally achieved enough personal growth to escape

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January 4th, 2021

January 4th, 2021: I hope you enjoyed the CLASSIC COMICS over the holidays! Here's a new one for a new year. In case you were wondering where to find those comics, the one that ran on Friday last week was from December 1st, 2009, the one on Wednesday was from July 28th, 2010 and the one on Monday was from February 24th, 2012! THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES IN MY CONSIDERED OPINION

– Ryan

the real friendship was the friendship we made along the way (2020/12/25 10:00)


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see you next year!! or, dare I say... next year i'll see you??

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December 25th, 2020

December 25th, 2020: That's it, that's the last comic for 2020! I will see you all in 2021 for YEAR EIGHTEEN of DINOSAUR COMICS. This is insane. Dinosaur Comics is old enough to drink in some jurisdictions!!

Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

the criminals could at least have the courtesy to commit Easy Crimes (2020/12/23 10:00)


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as all students of literature know, the fine and signature flourish of this author is that all his protagonists have access to one or more jetpacks. while some have dismissed it as a "quirk", most critics agree: it definitely rules

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December 23rd, 2020

December 23rd, 2020: This comic kinda thematically mirrors this one from 2019, except there, T-Rex was discussing Batman!! Look this idea is something he's struggling with and we all have our own challenges in life okay

– Ryan

so are you gonna start handing out anacampserotes or what. like is it gonna happen soon, or (2020/12/21 10:00)